Maybe some of you have heard of "the Secret", but for those of you who haven't - "the Secret" is a self-help book based on "the law of attraction", a law that says that everything happens to you because you want it (consciously or subconsciously).

So basically, if you want something really bad you just might get it. I don't know if the authors are familiar with the concept of "determination" and "ambition", but, oh no, wait, they've added a twist! While all these years you thought you had to work hard enough to get what you want, now with "the completely-fucking-unbelievable Secret" you can just veg out on the couch and wish rly, rly hard for a new telly. And you will get it!

Or not. BUT THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!! (wow, this really is a full proof system)

Also, let us not forget that according to "the law of bollocks", I mean, "attraction", all bad things that happen to you are also something you subconsciously want. You know, like Jews subconsciously wanting the Holocaust, or black people subconsciously wanting racism. Hell, I don't know why we even bother putting people in prison - they were obviously just fulfilling somebody's subconscious desire!

Seriously, was this shit written by complete wankers? (since it would seem everybody uses "the law of attraction" to get material things, I'm going to say "yes")

There are some other things that make no sense, like the fact you can "influence everything around you except other people" (!? that's seems kind of limiting, but hey, you can still make rocks do your bidding) and that all your desires are fulfilled by THE UNIVERSE ITSELF!!!1! Because between creating galaxies and destroying stars, the universe has nothing better to do than get you "Crunchie" bars.

Anyway, the secret behind the Secret is people don't like buying self-help books that tell you there are something you just cannot control or change. But for you with the chronic TL;DR sindrome, here's an hilarious informative video (cheers to Aussies):

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Stay happy and don't forget to work hard for what you want!

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